once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

panoramaofhell:

Oriental Shorthair

afloweroutofstone:

dagfella:

SLAM HIM INTO T H E  F O U R T H  D I M E N S I O N

#THIS IS THE MOST ILLEGAL MOVE IVE SEEN IN MY TIME

afloweroutofstone:

dagfella:

SLAM HIM INTO T H E  F O U R T H  D I M E N S I O N

pls

pls

blackfashion:

heyisfurwhoresez:

The two best dressed women on the planet right now

accurate

blackfashion:

heyisfurwhoresez:

The two best dressed women on the planet right now

accurate

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

fotojournalismus:

Gurung Honey Hunters by Andrew Newey

Photographer Andrew Newey documented the ancient tradition of honey hunting in central Nepal. Perched precariously on rope ladders, honey hunters risk their lives to gather the honey, using only long sticks known as tangos to knock the honeycomb off the Himalayan cliffside and into baskets, which are then lowered to the ground.

witnesstheabsurd:

PENTAGRAMMATICAL //  NEON CURSE
Available as a shirt/hoodie here with free shipping until the 9th~!

witnesstheabsurd:

PENTAGRAMMATICAL //  NEON CURSE

Available as a shirt/hoodie here with free shipping until the 9th~!

talesof4chan:

Putin’s version of Loose Yourselftalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

Putin’s version of Loose Yourself
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

Couple of weeks ago

Couple of weeks ago